SMIRKIN GHERKIN MERKIN

Film Scramble 8 just happened! Here's our entry, entitled Smirkin' Gherkin Merkin.

From Wikipedia:

A smirk is a smile evoking insolence, scorn, or offensive smugness.

Gherkin is a term generally used to refer to a savoury pickled cucumber, particularly in the UK and Europe

Merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.